Making all the Wrong Records

The first - I woke up at 4:30 p.m. today. Of course I slept at about 6 in the morning, but 4:30 is still a bit much.

Now, about the laughing Buddha. I love it. Totally, unreservedly. It's just too cute for words. That still doesn't explain why my stomach insists on simulating being the laughing Buddha's stomach. I was horrified today. There's a kind of a... bulge... when I sit on this computer chair. And knowing me, I cannot stop sitting on this chair. So, it's down to being horrified and ashamed and panic-stricken and very very concerned. Sigh.